reverseweeb:

mojang-official:

mojang-official:

there’s some parts of the minecraft community that i just don’t understand even though i want to

what sort of maniac fully recreates pokémon red in command blocks for literally no reward

for those who are unaware recreating pokémon in command blocks entails reprogramming the entire game and keeping glitches like missingno

just-shower-thoughts:

Women’s fake breasts will not decompose after death, thus in several hundred years, archeologists will discover first big tiddy skeletons

sicktier:

spectrology:

infinity war is basically just [S] GAME OVER

turing-tested:

dirk strider, who lived in the middle of the ocean until he was 16: dirt? like in minecraft?

randomishnickname:

caffeinewitchcraft:

merigreenleaf:

boothewriter:

the960writers:

1kwordsand10littlecandies:

At this rate, my character’s have cocked their heads so much someone’s neck is about to fucking crack.

and someone is going to get cramps in the face from all the smirking

eyes will remain as wide as an owl’s, eyebrows all collectively raised

The amount of pacing they do is going to wear a hole into the floor.

hands are clenching and unclenching so often theyre gonna get carpal tunnel

they gasp so much they’re gonna hyperventilate

figmentof:

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

trashcandroid:

i’m too scared to put something in the middle

snapchatting:

*moves chair over to the left* interior designer

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me